13 New Fake Jobs We Should Have In Lebanon

How does the economy work? I don’t know. What I do know is that there is way too many bullshit jobs floating around out there, yet people are still unemployed. So, my degree in economics tells me to solve this we must simply create much more new fake jobs. Here are 13: 1. First Wheel Officer How do nails get in wheels? Why do they need to be refilled so much? When do I change them? How do I know how much a wheel costs? If I go to a wheel store they will surely try to scam me, what we need is an independent wheel officer that can do… something, I don’t know, someone will figure it out. 2. Chief Walker This person walks across the city and tells us how the walk was. 3. Price Follower You call this person and ask them how much a pickle cost, they can give you the highest, lowest, average, and median prices. 4. Public Declarer We have a lot of public officials, public prosecutor, public employee, public idk what, what about a single person who just walks around and loudly declares things? I assume this is what they mean by transparency and accountability. 5. Parking Enforcer This person is equipped with a hammer and sent to punish all asshole parkers, i.e. people who take up two spots, people who reserve spots, people who are way too far from the sidewalk, people who squeeze in everyone, but not double parkers. 6. Consultant’s Consultant You figure this one out. 7. Walid Jumblatt Twitter Interpreter What is he saying? Someone must know. 8. German Specialist Why do white people get to be specialists about Lebanon and other regions around the world when they can barely speak two words of Arabic? I want to be an expert in German affairs when I don’t know the language or have ever been in the countr. 9. Special One This person is special. What do they do? That’s secret. 10. Scandalmaker A classic profession which some already do for free, let’s make it professional. 11. Better Weather Reporter I am not satisfied with how weather is being reported right now, do better. 12. Dating Accountability Officer Everyone knows what love needs, more bureaucracy. 13. Phoenician Linguist Lmao. 1