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Bassel Obeid

14 Jokes That Will Definitely Make Your Lebanese Dad Laugh

You should definitely read these jokes to your Lebanese dad so he can update his hilarious existing list.

If you’re a Lebanese dad, welcome! We know how much you love making your kids laugh, so we made this list just for you.

1. Fi marra wahad rah 7ala2 bas reje3 2eswara

2. Marra wehde habbet toshtof bas toshtof ma habba

3. Lesh mafik tezra3 teen b Brazil? La2anna dawle La-teen-iye

4. Marra wahad Baalbaki darabo l joo3 am jamma3 wled 3ammo w raho 3a sherket Snickers

5. Estez math 3emil abouna, samma halo “perpendiculaire”

6. Marra wahad ken bi mahal tyeb w allo lal baye3 baddo boxer fa b jewbo la 3yoonak am b ello la2 la tize

7. Fi T-Rex shef marto 3am tel3ab ma3 wleda 3a rasa w alla “Shu rassik park?”

8. Wahad akal sodor djeje tsharda2 bel soutien

9. Bakhil tjawaz bakhile am jebo walad hatou bel bank

10. Marra ken fi wahad tnen tlete akalo ma2loube 2am saro tlete tnen wahad

11. Marra wahad 2aseer tzawaj wehde 2aseere am jebo walad ntahar 3an taraf l sajjede

12. Wahad esmo Nader tzawaj wehde esma nadra w jebo walad esmo mhaddad bel enkirad

13. Tlet hashesheen rekbo bel helicopter w lamma barado taffo l marwaha

14. Fi wahad 2a3ed 3a 2a3sabo am tja3lako