15 Ways Lebanese Men Apologize

Or…do they? Kind of. Not really.

1. “Ma badda hal2ad”

Not an apology.

2.” Ana kteer madghout hala2 mish na2isni”

Also not an apology.

3. “Aymta badna nrou7 3ala [place they’ve been avoiding for a decade]?”

4. *Gives you the silent treatment until you magically get over it*

5. *Tries to have sex*

6. “Aslan ma sar shi”

7. “Btetzakaro lamma…”

Don’t try to change the subject..

8. “Khalas kelo byo2ta3”

9. “Sem3a b shi esmo polyamory?”

10. “How about ethical non-monogamy”

or non-ethical monogamy

11. *Literally just runs away*

12. “Aslan wallah marra mna3mel li ana badde ye”

13. *Tries to gaslight you*

Ana ma heik 3melet ento heik fhemto <3. 14. “El iktisad el 3alame b ma7al mish mnee7, fa hek t2atharet”

15. *Tries to have sex again*