Listomania
Labib Mansour

11 Annoying Lebanese Office Habits

We all know what The Office would look like in Lebanon, but what does an actual Lebanese office look like? For one thing, it’s quite annoying. Here are 11 of those annoying habits you can find in most Lebanese offices. 1. The unrelenting awkwardness You’ve seen these people every day for months but for some reason, the awkwardness persists. What is so awkward about the office setting? Anyway, shefto el ta2es lyom? 2. The temperature war Speaking of weather, the war over the office thermostat can be one intense and brutal conflict. 3. The one person who never has office-appropriate food NO MORE TOUM/TUNA! 4. The people who always need to be whispering What are you saying? Is it me? There’s something on my shirt, isn’t there? 5. The coworkers who have to be the best ass kisser at any given moment Yes boss! You’re so right fr. 6. The one person who’s always late to the meeting But when it’s me, that’s okay. 7. The one person who’s always not doing their part Again, unless it’s me. 8. The cult that develops around smoking You guys think you’re so cool and mysterious with your dying lungs and #aesthetic moments, I am not jealous at all. 9. The tension between those two specific coworkers Do they hate each other? Are they in love? Bonus when it’s homoerotic. 10. The way no one takes care of the kitchen Don’t get me started on the bathrooms. 11. The way people really don’t change Mounir you’ve literally told me this story about 7 times now, please get a few new lines. 1