15 Thoughts You Have When Applying For A Visa In Lebanon

Whether you’ve been lucky or unlucky in your foreign bureaucracy escapades, you will surely relate to these 15 thoughts. Here are a few things you may relate to if you’ve applied for a visa from Lebanon. 1. Am I a criminal? Because everyone here is definitely treating me like one. 2. This is so stupid Borders aren’t real anyways fr. 3. This is pathetic I love standing late while you don’t respect the appointment time and take my phone away<3 4. I’m so overwhelmed Paper this, paper that, form there, form here, application where, statement when? Kill me. 5. Can’t wait till they invent a breathing fee +$10 speaking fee +$17 standing fee +$31 staring fee 6. If that kid doesn’t shut up… He won’t have to pay the breathing fee… 7. Somebody free the robot lady forced to say this random sequence of numbers and letters Free her! 8. I have beef with GREWEUOW19 If I see you outside of here, it’s on… 9. Please stop trying to get ahead Because if you somehow manage to do that, everyone’s gonna do it and society will collapse, please. 10. What is time? What is space? What is the universe? Bright white lights, white walls, robot lady, I am just a number, what is reality, this is literally 1984… 11. Will I ever see my family again? Please, I won’t ask for a visa again I’m sorry please let me go. 12. What if I just let out the biggest scream rn? Let the intrusive thoughts win… 13. Those old people look cute It’s too bad they are my enemies and have to be eliminated. 14. Ma3ash badde sefer Khalas eza hal2ad 7a trab7ouna jmeele ya3ne, Lebnen ra7 yerja3! 15. Where was I going to anyways Nothing is worth this trauma. I can’t wait for the apocalypse. 1