Why Donald Trump Would Make The Perfect Lebanese Politician
Donald Trump has caused a media circus by announcing his candidacy for president. He says ridiculous things, he does ridiculous things, and he is a ridiculous thing. That’s what makes me believe that the Don would make the perfect Lebanese politician – he already has so many of the needed qualities. Observe:
1. He’s rich
We all know that a huge prerequisite to being involved in Lebanese politics is being rich as f-. And not only is Donald rich, he was also born rich. Really, really rich. That’s why he’s the ideal candidate for Lebanese politics – he’s totally out of touch with the working class and he doesn’t know that people don’t routinely take their yachts out for a spin.
2. He’s a victim-shaming misogynist
26,000 unreported sexual assults in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?
