Wehyet emme baarif chu lfare2 bein “Push” w “Pull” bas ma baarif chu biserle eddem l beb …
— Nassim S. Zoueini (@NassimZoueini) September 22, 2015
My whatsapp conversation with mum every single day :
— Nayla Nicolas (@NaylaNicolas) May 11, 2013
Mom: wsolte?
Me: eh
Mom: mtawle?
Me: la2
Mom: ok ntebhe 3a 7alik
Nintendo is relaunching the NES for 60$
— George Elkhabbaz (@Soupi) July 18, 2016
Buy yours now from Virgin Megatore Lebanon at 750$ (loan available through participating banks)
Restaurants be like *We introduced our new menu*
— Mawtoura (@mawtoura) July 18, 2016
i.e. ghallayna as3arna fa ghayyarna el design la ma t7esso.
ممكن لو سمحتو تنتخبو رئيس حتى نعرف نعمل انقلاب؟
— Angry Lebanese ☭ (@walidfreiha) July 16, 2016
Ziad Al Rahbani walks into an Italian restaurant and orders a pizza bala wala cheese.
— Tawa (@TawaNicolas) November 16, 2013
1 Kardashian down, 2 left to go. https://t.co/0OURzdE3VQ
— Aabed (@AbedBanna1) July 18, 2016
Jessica Alba’s boyfriend: Jessica?
— Nicole (@Niculotte) October 13, 2013
Jessica Alba: Alba
في ناس فهمانة انو فيروز بس الصبح، ع فكرة هيي فنانة مش منقوشة زعتر.
— Rawan (@Rawannn7) February 7, 2014