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9 Hilarious Lebanese Tweets That Will Make Your Day, Part VI
We may have to come up with a new title of these or risk overdoing it with the roman numerals. Catch up on parts one, two, three, four, and five if you missed them!
1. This summer diss:
2. [Removed upon complaint.]
3. Crying:
4. Same:
5. Especially to anyone who believes in auras:
6. When dreams are so real:
7. SAME, PLEASE:
8. Real love:
9. Dead:
1. This summer diss:
كل عمرك تتسبحي ب خزّان الميّ عالسطح و كباية شراب التوت ب إيدك ، بطلتي تروحي عالبيسين إذا ما فيها BAR يا عنزة الجربانة؟
— Adele (@Adele__J) August 2, 2016
2. [Removed upon complaint.]
3. Crying:
Multiple choice exams be like☹️ pic.twitter.com/47d3lewhVM
— Rouy (@Roudy_Hanna) August 2, 2016
4. Same:
I think my organs sometimes whisper to each other: “Can’t believe we have to work so hard for her to be this lifeless”.
— Cⁿ (@Ckay0) October 21, 2015
5. Especially to anyone who believes in auras:
How do I know what my aura says about me? And how can I make it say kele khara to whoever talk to me
— Sara (@Sam3ouuul) July 3, 2016
6. When dreams are so real:
I dreamed that I was running away from a serial killer bas eno wa2afna w akalna knefe bc priorities
— Sara (@Sam3ouuul) June 25, 2016
7. SAME, PLEASE:
If I die young, don’t put my picture on your car window.
— Marie-Louise Elia (@MalouElia) June 15, 2016
Please and thank you.
8. Real love:
Basically pic.twitter.com/cEds0DJGK8
— T (@_Tee_am) June 3, 2016
9. Dead:
It’s like all Arabic teachers shop from the same place.
— Ghina (@GhinaYaacoub) June 1, 2016