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So…Divorce Parties Have Landed In Lebanon
Exciting news for all my mom’s friends!
Last week, MTV Lebanon ran a report about divorce parties becoming more and more prevalent amongst divorcing Lebanese. Watch below as the man who kept his voice unchanged but blurred his face describes his experience.
“My marriage has failed. I have stressed out my family. Let’s dance!” Does that sum it up?
Granted, I feel like divorce parties are so much more fun than wedding or bachelorette parties. You have a horny friend who has a new lease on life – fun!
But really, this sounds like the kind of shit Oprah would prescribe, “Drink some white wine, take a bath, dance nude at a divorce party”. I haven’t watched Oprah in some decades, but this is the vibe I get from her.
There is one person in the world who is truly entitled to a divorce party, and that is Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie is batshit crazy; and if you don’t believe me, just know that she has voluntarily made out with her brother on the red carpet several times. Seriously, you can Google that shit.
Bradley probably thought he was going to marry Angelina and chill the fuck out, instead she went ahead and adopted 94 kids who don’t speak any English. Fun stuff.
As much as we’d love to take credit for this ridiculousness, this has actually been quite a prevalent trend amongst Saudis for a few years now.
Last week, MTV Lebanon ran a report about divorce parties becoming more and more prevalent amongst divorcing Lebanese. Watch below as the man who kept his voice unchanged but blurred his face describes his experience.
“My marriage has failed. I have stressed out my family. Let’s dance!” Does that sum it up?
Granted, I feel like divorce parties are so much more fun than wedding or bachelorette parties. You have a horny friend who has a new lease on life – fun!
But really, this sounds like the kind of shit Oprah would prescribe, “Drink some white wine, take a bath, dance nude at a divorce party”. I haven’t watched Oprah in some decades, but this is the vibe I get from her.
There is one person in the world who is truly entitled to a divorce party, and that is Brad Pitt. Angelina Jolie is batshit crazy; and if you don’t believe me, just know that she has voluntarily made out with her brother on the red carpet several times. Seriously, you can Google that shit.
Bradley probably thought he was going to marry Angelina and chill the fuck out, instead she went ahead and adopted 94 kids who don’t speak any English. Fun stuff.
As much as we’d love to take credit for this ridiculousness, this has actually been quite a prevalent trend amongst Saudis for a few years now.