If you’ve ever paused and thought to yourself, “this world needs more Kardashians” – congratulations, your wishes are about to come true!
Mondanite magazine, a pioneer in intellectual stimulation and scientific discovery, revealed plans the LBC network has for a Kardashian-esque reality show called ‘The Sisters.’ From the promos released on Instagram – we get a preview of the delightful mess headed our way. We will get to see the girls working out, tossing up peace signs, and arguing about being late to a photo-shoot. LOL. CLASSIC SISTER STUFF. JUST AN UNPARALLELED LOLLER-COASTER.
What they think it says: We’re hot, what every man wants. What it really says: Our mom got this scrap of cloth on sale and made us three dresses!
Kim Kardashian was able to generate $18 million in revenue after a sham wedding, so good luck to you girls. May you play the game well enough to marry a narcissist, and may you amass such obscene amounts of fame that you become icons for a generation of douchelords.
P.S. Dear LBC, I too come from a family of three sisters. We don’t work out or go to fashion events or anything, but we do get buzzed and kiss our dog on the mouth. A lot. Hit me up!