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20 Hilarious Lebanese Tweets That Will Make Your Day
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1. It makes sense
do you ever wonder if Fairuz was pmsing when she sang “ta3a w la teji”?? 🤔
— Michella (@MichaHany) March 1, 2017
2. Cringe!
hope everyone is having an amazing night except the person who did this pic.twitter.com/LXKEogkVUf
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) February 28, 2017
3. That expression says it all…
“El ghada bemye” pic.twitter.com/YXDt7qH0iq
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) February 28, 2017
4. Nicknames are life savers for some:
– Shou esmik ?
– Sue
Fattesh dawer tele3 esma sou3ad bl ekher— حدشيتي (@MarounHadchity) February 26, 2017
5. THEY ARE ALL AMAZING!
aye atyab chocolat 3andik?
-Hada bi fari2 ben wledo— Margarita Bou Zeid (@margaritab_z) February 25, 2017
6. Ouch.
bas koun aam ekol samak w te3la2 7aske bi zal3oume pic.twitter.com/wk3oYGDxt2
— salwa (@salyonce) March 1, 2017
7. Keepin’ it classy
“A3mel khdoudak karasi” ya3ne “e23ad 3a wejjak” b tari2a artab??
— Gaúcho (@mariagilmour6) February 28, 2017
8. Tame your snake
Whenever i have a boner in public pic.twitter.com/WRecQL9nYQ
— Rabih (@FlenLFoulene) March 2, 2017
9. When you see it…
— مروة (@HaratiMarwa) February 28, 2017
10. Sad, but true.
Ahla shi bas anghami yhotto an ad la a luxurious car.
Bro law ma3na masare kenna we subscribed to apple music shu 3am tsewo— Zwemi (@Mostafakarout) February 25, 2017
11. Joke of the week goes to:
#Lebanon #لبنان #OMT#Win pic.twitter.com/2FdTrscGiu
— Djimmy (@_djim_) February 27, 2017
12. Lebanese diets.
Fi gym bil achrafieh ichtirako 1800$/ month !!!! hayda 3a sammet el badan bted3af 5 kg deghre
— Jihad (@NoP0int) March 2, 2017
13. Boom!
Sorry ma t2areb 3laye la2an araret soom 3al helo
— aysha (@MissAycha) February 28, 2017
14. He’s looking hard and deep.
When the abouna can’t even find a bible verse to fix your mess of a life pic.twitter.com/r4AKg3zrk5
— zahra🇱🇧✝️ (@_badatmath) January 31, 2017
15. Starter anyone?
اعز باتنجانتين عقلبي #closeenough pic.twitter.com/zne8triBsu
— Adeela (@AdeelaOfficial) March 1, 2017
16. Lebanese expressions <3
In zahle we don’t say how cute we say “ya akhou l shleke” and i find that beautiful
— Human Glitch (@glitchhuman) March 1, 2017
17. RIP English.
fol ma baddi minak chi, inta ma bta3nili chi, pic.twitter.com/pzRzZbCzpC
— salwa (@salyonce) March 2, 2017
18. Logic?
Date a girl on feb 29, that way you’ll celebrate your anniversary every 4 years pic.twitter.com/hLKP2wXxcI
— Omar Salem (@OmarSalem96) February 28, 2017
19. Old but gold:
Me: Na2esne 7anen
7anen: I have a boyfriend
— Nedir (@iNaderrr) March 27, 2016
20. And finally, bigging myself up:
It’s so funny when posh white girls nickname themselves “Ali” like are you Alison from Kensington or Ali men l da7ye
— Mira George (@mgeorgekhoury) March 2, 2017
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