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18 Things You Can Say During Sex And While Getting Vaccinated

You guys should really check out our 18 Things You Can Say During Sex And The Coronavirus Pandemic and 18 Things You Can Say Both During Sex And Lockdown. We’re back to complete the series with things you say during both sex and while getting vaxxed!

1. Just put it in

2. I didn’t feel a thing!

3. Can’t wait to do this again

When you’re waiting for that sweet booster shot.

4. This is gonna hurt

5. You might bleed a bit

6. It’s getting so swollen!

Where the vaccine was put in, of course.

7. Just a few more seconds…

You have to be patient, they have to administer the full dose you know.

8. Ma ba2a fini

Those post-vaccine symptoms are so annoying

9. I’m up-to-date on my shots

Everyone should know you’ve gotten the vaccine

10. It will only last 5 seconds

Well, disappointed to say the least.

11. It took forever!

Being on the waiting list for the vaccine and finally getting your turn…what else?

12. I’m a little sore

They say it’s normal to experience that where the vaccine was administered

13. Are you done yet?

14. Sar ha yeje

…your turn to get vaxxed

15. Wear protection

Put on your masks before entering the vaccination center!

16. When can I see you again?

The second dose should be administered after 3 weeks

17. Finally!

Life can go back to normal soon!

18. Fuck

When you put in the wrong information on the registration site…yikes