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You know, sometimes playing the waiting game really makes you wonder what you can do in the meantime before anything actually happens. Here are some things that will definitely happen before they decide to form a government.
1. One of Leila Abdel Latif’s predictions will come true
Btetzakkaro ahla sayfiye b lebnen? Yeah…
2. Pierre Rabbat will actually host a funny show
Maybe TOO farfetched, but you never know.
3. Mia Khalifa will be allowed back in Lebanon
We wish.
4. Ha ykhallo Gebran Bassil yeshteghel
Actually, we hope that day never comes.
5. Elie Ferzli will sign up for anger management classes
We will miss the on-air temper tantrums.
6. We’ll have a new Miss Lebanon
Maya Reaidy will probably reign forever.
7. Lebanese moms will stop freaking out when they hear 3 Daqat at weddings
Watching them stampede to the dance floor when this song comes on – iconic AND traumatising.
8. We’ll finally know who tf Yuri Mrakadi is
Let us know if you do…
9. Lebanon will land on Mars after the UAE
Check out What Lebanese Politicians Would Do If They Made It To Mars.
10. Lebanese guys will stop using the cringiest pick-up lines
“Sheyfik men abel”
“Badde es2alik so2al”
“Bteshbahe wehde ba3refa”
Oldest ones in the book.
11. Your teta will stop telling you “nes7ane/da3fane” when you visit her
That would be an absolute dream.
12. Your parents will ACTUALLY admit they’re wrong
Check out 15 Ways Your Lebanese Parents Admit They’re Wrong.
13. We’ll find Panadol in pharmacies again
We forgot what the package looks like…
14. Sleeping beauty will make more lively appearances
If you know, you know.
15. Lebanese people will stop turning everything into a joke
Never gonna happen.
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