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Labib Mansour 11 Nov 2021

14 Pick-Up Lines Your Teta Would Approve Of

Tetas are hard to impress, and we’re pretty sure they hate how this generation flirts. Here are some Teta-approved pick-up lines guaranteed to land you a date.

1. Will you be the rez to my djej?

2. Ha hebbik 3a ad ma bheb akel sette

3. Mbayan teta ha thebbik, I can tell

4. Badde e3zmik 3a ghada 3end teta

5. Aklet sette atyab men aklet settik, baddik tjarbe?

6. Ente tout? La2ano 5doudik byen3asaro

7. Fina nensa our exes metel ma bensa l calorie count bas rooh 3end teta?

8. Bkhaf ekhsarik aktar men ma sette betkhaf ysir ma3a Alzheimer

9. Ente metel akel sette, ma beshba3 mennik

10. Ana beshba3 men akel teta only bas baddik nedhar nekol shi anyway?

11. Ma bethebbe jeans mkhazza2? Ta3e 3arfik 3a teta

12. Ente metl zeit zaytoun, betsaheheene shu ma ken bene

13. Raytik Tupperware men 3end sette la teb2e ma3e forever

14. Our bond a2wa mn l bond ben l teta w 5atim zaweja

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