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Driving in Lebanon is an absolute NIGHTMARE, and we’re sure you can remember many times when you lost your shit while sitting behind the wheel.
1. Bas shortit el baladiye twa2if tari2ak
Eno kes ekht hazze.
2. When driving on a super narrow road and the car behind you start beeping
3. Aaaand when they start honking the SECOND the traffic light turns green
4. When the pothole was so deep it almost blew your tire
And you already know your dad’s gonna lecture you once he sees it.
5. Bas li warak ydawe el daw el 3ale
For no fucking reason.
6. Bas tshoof sourit Gebran Bassil bil Batroun
7. Bas hada yemshe below 50 3al shmel
The right lane: “Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination.”
8. W bas hada yhot ishara eno rayeh 3al yamin bas b dalo rayeh 3al shmel
9. When you almost get into an accident with someone and you notice they were on their phone
You turn into your teta and start shitting on this generation for texting and driving.
10. Bas te3la2 bi 3aj2it Jounieh
Check out: 100 Thoughts You Have While Driving from Beirut to Jounieh
11. W 3aj2it el Hamra
Check out: 40 Thoughts We Have Driving Through Hamra
12. When you’re at an intersection and the cars literally don’t stop
13. When a motorcycle pops OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
14. Bas hada yeje 3AKS EL SEIR
And when THEY honk at YOU like you did something wrong???
15. When some rando starts to smile at you when you’re stuck in traffic
16. Aw bas hada you2af aal ishara el khadra