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The 100+ Funniest Lebanese Tweets Of 2021
Another year, another funniest tweets list.
You can check out previous compilations for 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020!
Here’s a roundup of some of the funniest tweets, in no particular order.
1. First and foremost, this now-deleted tweet from Elie Ferzli:
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You can check out previous compilations for 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020!
Here’s a roundup of some of the funniest tweets, in no particular order.
1. First and foremost, this now-deleted tweet from Elie Ferzli:
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: good morning students
— t3ebet (@gaelleeee_) March 2, 2021
bonjour les élèves
: shu hal riha ftaho l shbebik
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— Adeela – (@AdeelaOfficial) August 14, 2021
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The safest place in Lebanon to sleep wbelak merte7 pic.twitter.com/NeQsTN2LfP
— Farid Hobeiche (@FarixHobeiche) April 26, 2021
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— 𝙴𝚣𝚣𝚎𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚎 (@MhdEzzeddin) August 18, 2021
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Mikati just said if you’re free, watch Nadine Labaki’s movie Hala2 Lawein sorry jeybeenak ra2ees 7oukoume aw rotten tomatoes?
— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) October 14, 2021
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kif 3refet ene bi amen l dawle pic.twitter.com/CSR6K21Pe0
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 8, 2021
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Lebanese directors when they want to create a character whose sect is ambiguous: pic.twitter.com/n9NP3QcDj2
— John (@the_levantist) November 15, 2021
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Is someone coming from London to Beirut soon I don’t need anything just wondering why you would ever come here
— Lama H (@LamaBeirut) October 20, 2020
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bas ma tkoun 3emil mechanic lal deers pic.twitter.com/wuBTiecAXM
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) December 23, 2021
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People: What’s your pronoun?
— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) December 11, 2021
Arabs: Hayda Sabe aw Benet?
Malek Maktabi: 3a ayya hammem betfoute?
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—(@burrymeitsokay) January 10, 2021
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— carine khachan (@Carine_Khachan) January 6, 2021
When Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp shut down for over six hours:
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(@elzeinabbas12) October 4, 2021
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— Hady Osaily (@HadyOsaily) October 4, 2021
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ma3 aya moteur meshterik mark zuckerberg
— Celine (@cellulosine) October 4, 2021
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3am fakir to text my ex 3a zomato
— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) October 4, 2021
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— khalid (@Khaliiid_It) October 4, 2021
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(@elzeinabbas12) October 4, 2021
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— Falafel (@FalafelOfficial) October 4, 2021
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omg iza ma meshe l whatsapp kif mom bada tnazzil sala abel l nom aal status?
— Celine (@cellulosine) October 4, 2021
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Awlkon kel hayda aam bi sir fina la2ano ma dafaana tax aal whatsapp?
— Iman Feghaly (@ImanFeghaly) October 4, 2021
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Your aunt and uncle, now that they can’t forward fake news on whatsapp anymore pic.twitter.com/DDp686KrMk
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) October 4, 2021
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BBM: AO696969
— Adeela – (@AdeelaOfficial) October 4, 2021
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Someone: “mahbal”
— Wassef(“Wessam” bas la Rawan) (@wMiaSanMia) March 9, 2021
Aa gher kawkab team: pic.twitter.com/kzb53SNMYo
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(@ramezelkadi) October 4, 2021
[And these have no particular theme.]
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— (@Kalina_22) November 22, 2021
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— (@zeinat_) April 15, 2021
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— Hani Hassan (@hanihassan26) August 5, 2021
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Accepting cookies on every website ana w msh fehme shi pic.twitter.com/RMekuq5xrB
— Sarah (@SarahAM___) August 16, 2021
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—(@elzeinabbas12) November 23, 2021
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Lama t7ebbe l pizza w houwe y7eb l pizza yaane l pizza taybe mish yaane khle2to la ba3ed
— Gaellee (@gazellerougee) April 3, 2021
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— Omar Tamo (@OmarTamo19) December 26, 2021
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Ana w ref2ati bas nkun nesyin l devoir w nene2lu 3al fersa pic.twitter.com/98NvOIA2Nx
— fadz (@2ahweseda) January 16, 2021
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— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) August 18, 2021
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Stages in a relationship be like pic.twitter.com/YvYhTefD4K
— Zein Mhaidly (@ZeinMhaidly) March 31, 2021
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— Hiba Zinati (@hibazinati) January 15, 2021
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— Karen (@karensalloum_) December 12, 2021
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— Adeela – (@AdeelaOfficial) September 15, 2021
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kif bomrou2 bel zouk ta ma ykasroule l siyara pic.twitter.com/iQz1xRWyKv
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) March 9, 2021
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Same pic.twitter.com/EJQmEpizT5
— Sahar (@saharwho) November 21, 2021
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Her: “I can fix him”
— Iman Feghaly (@ImanFeghaly) November 4, 2021
Him: pic.twitter.com/odscz9ets6
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— Lamedad (@homedad4) January 11, 2021
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The only i need is that to leave this country.
— Yara Youssef (@yara_ysf) September 1, 2021
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— Maguy (@Maguuyy) January 17, 2021
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—Excel (@OmarTamo19) April 18, 2021
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— Hani Hassan (@hanihassan26) November 24, 2021
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Nabih Berri said he’d bring the dollar back to 3,200 LL on Monday, but he didn’t say which Monday. Don’t give up just yet.
— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) March 13, 2021
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— Joelle Boutros (@JoelleBoutros) November 1, 2021
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— Lara • لارا (@elhajjarlara) August 8, 2021
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So, back to gameshow hosting? #
— Taleen (@taleenelgh) December 3, 2021
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— Nidal J. (@safar_jal) July 28, 2021
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pic.twitter.com/5DJPp0WYAF
— Nadine (@NdnSabra) December 28, 2021
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— Parody (@JaredKushnerLeb) July 16, 2021
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— Méɾყ (@Mary__G_) March 2, 2021
: pic.twitter.com/XVZqabc6Ro
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We were joking when we asked if things could get any worse in Lebanon. pic.twitter.com/aRrRMDB71i
— Tala (@TalaRamadan) April 26, 2021
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— lucie al andary (@CeeLand732) March 5, 2021
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Yiiiii nsit jebla daftar 4 subjects pic.twitter.com/xDmN69g7TF
— Dr. Drake Ramoray (@notgrgabh) January 20, 2021
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(@LebaneseLira) August 8, 2021
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Me trying to find my will to live in this damn country pic.twitter.com/khf5AR831z
— Marianne (@mariannhass) February 8, 2021
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— romy (@ramerimpamerim) December 17, 2021
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Einstein talked about insanity and used “Najib Mikati as PM for the 100th time” as an example.
— Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) July 26, 2021
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— carine khachan (@Carine_Khachan) May 31, 2021
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— (@Shapeshifter9s1) November 17, 2021
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So proud of Lebanon for taking part in #Cop26 and showing the world how to go carbon-free by simply turning off the power in the country
— Fatima (@fatimalmahmoud) November 1, 2021
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See you next year pic.twitter.com/xKfW9WIWd4
—(@AdamHj2703) December 23, 2021
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— Adam Chamseddine (@adamchams) June 16, 2021
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https://t.co/HT88H5BCX2 pic.twitter.com/z69t8jCrSg
— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) March 19, 2021
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— Hiba Zinati (@hibazinati) December 19, 2021
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— Charly (@CharlyTweetin) March 22, 2021
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I’m gonna tell my kids this was RuPaul pic.twitter.com/FoxvBcMIqH
— Walid M Rihane (@WalidMRihane) April 7, 2021
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— Charly (@CharlyTweetin) January 17, 2021
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No one:
— Danny Zahalan (@DannyZahalan) December 11, 2021
Derze m2ayra maao: pic.twitter.com/I9jPuwLKsd
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— Hady Osaily (@HadyOsaily) November 18, 2021
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Halla2 lebnen eza bado yerja3, ma3o benzine ?
— Omar (@ElKamand) August 22, 2021
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— (@farahsai) August 22, 2021
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— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) March 17, 2021
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— Saber (@_SSaber) March 16, 2021
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“Lebanon needs tourists to survive.”
— John (@the_levantist) November 23, 2021
The tourists: pic.twitter.com/tEa8hlkdGu
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— (@thegodeater99) March 13, 2021
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— Kristyna (@ChristinaNader) February 28, 2021
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Me: baba ana daher
— Esme Mesh Sadek (@KeloAyre) January 17, 2021
Baba: mtawwal?
Me: no
Also me: pic.twitter.com/0gNHBJDFvy
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— Anthony Hamawi (@AnthonyHamawi) March 12, 2021
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“once COVID is over” is starting to sound a lot like ”ehh ktir bshil nzabeta shi nhar”
— vanessa (@fine_assa) January 24, 2021
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— Sari Rasheed (@sarirasheed) December 1, 2021
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— Saber (@Saber_S_) January 15, 2021
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ping-pong https://t.co/2XNIgMy6oT pic.twitter.com/WK9Ngs1BPV
— | Rashad (@rashadkady) January 13, 2021
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— joe frangieh (@FrangiehJoe) June 18, 2021
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Dad: “Ade 10×9???”
— Marianne (@mariannhass) February 25, 2021
10 year old me: MABAAREF
Dad: “ADE 10×9????????” pic.twitter.com/FHKZOhVlPx
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My Instagram stories 3ibara 3an 3eres, khotbe, 3eres, proposal, finally in paris, 3eres, gonna miss you Lebanon, 3eres, rest in peace,3eres
— elias (@arcticdonkeyss) August 22, 2021
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— kg(@Farahingg) January 17, 2021
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hene byekhdo saad l hariri weekdays w byeje ynem 3ena weekends https://t.co/ZlWYUGAzct
— Joe. (@JoeKaoun) November 1, 2021
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– Me: ana ma b2emin
— r ! (@elhayetjazra) January 23, 2021
– Friend: uf 3anjad?
– Me: eh bro wehyet allah
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— Parody (@JaredKushnerLeb) October 22, 2021
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pic.twitter.com/kf0ZD1BRro
— K-rine (@Karinechahine) January 22, 2021
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“If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.”- Micho eeml follow la Elon musk w like la page entrepreneur daily
— sara (@sara_elghazal) December 20, 2021
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— Hady Osaily (@HadyOsaily_) April 18, 2021
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— Rima Rassi (@RimaRassi) October 21, 2021
unique overnight camping experience
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— khalid (@Khaliid_It) October 11, 2021
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“3ammo pls aatine wahad man2oushe w bonjus” pic.twitter.com/JaeTFVdRMV
— a y a (@astrosmamaa) February 8, 2021
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When you ask her if she’s enjoying it and she asks you if it’s in pic.twitter.com/DUxUTE6dFo
— Ghena (@ghenasalem) December 21, 2021
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Teens on tiktok will dance thru telling you their parents were literally murdered
— Nataly Aukar (@natyourcolor) December 18, 2021
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Long distance relationship pic.twitter.com/QX6eLk8jTm
— Tala (@TalaRamadan) September 13, 2021
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— carine khachan (@Carine_Khachan) February 14, 2021
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Wahyetkon your emails don’t find me well.
— Yara Youssef (@yara_ysf) September 8, 2021
I am barely finding myself.
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bled l khalij about lebanon: https://t.co/oAq81251d2 pic.twitter.com/UWYiCTP4NJ
— marc (@plnkconverse) October 30, 2021