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New Electoral Lows: Fouad Makhzoumi Is Offering Haircuts And Highlights
Did you think we had reached peak surrealism?
While some political parties are offering up cartons of eggs and bags of rice in exchange for electoral votes, Beirut’s MP Fouad Makhzoumi is appealing to our vanity by offering…haircuts and makeovers.
A bizarre poster shared on his eponymous foundation’s Twitter account announces a “cosmetic day for ladies” taking place this Friday at their offices in Barbour.
Armed with the hashtag #ProudlyEmpowering (empowering us to have better hair?), the poster then details all the services you can enjoy between 9 AM and 12 PM at very affordable prices: coloring, highlights, and lowlights.
Delightful. If we see any Beirut voters with freshly highlighted locks, we’ll know they sold out!
Naturally, the reactions were priceless:
While some political parties are offering up cartons of eggs and bags of rice in exchange for electoral votes, Beirut’s MP Fouad Makhzoumi is appealing to our vanity by offering…haircuts and makeovers.
— Makhzoumi Foundation (@makhzoumi) April 19, 2022
#ProudlyEmpowering pic.twitter.com/hNP5H5BOgm
A bizarre poster shared on his eponymous foundation’s Twitter account announces a “cosmetic day for ladies” taking place this Friday at their offices in Barbour.
Armed with the hashtag #ProudlyEmpowering (empowering us to have better hair?), the poster then details all the services you can enjoy between 9 AM and 12 PM at very affordable prices: coloring, highlights, and lowlights.
Delightful. If we see any Beirut voters with freshly highlighted locks, we’ll know they sold out!
Naturally, the reactions were priceless:
— Taleen El Gharib (@taleenelgh) April 19, 2022
— (@roumanos_t) April 19, 2022
— Ali Mezher (@AliiMezher) April 19, 2022
— Hady Osaily (@HadyOsaily) April 19, 2022
—(@janayalbaba) April 19, 2022
— Sandra (@Sandra_Eff_) April 19, 2022