16 Times Driving In Lebanon Made You Raise The Middle Finger

File under: things that make us crazy in Lebanon.

1. When they block the roads for a politician’s convoy

The worst.

2. When you’re driving on a super narrow road and the cars behind you start beeping

ROO2 3AMMO.

3. Aaaand when they start honking the SECOND the traffic light turns green

4. When you hit a pothole so deep it almost blows your tire

That felt expensive.

5. Bas li warak ydawe el daw el 3ale

For no fucking reason.

6. When you’re driving merrily and spot a photo of a politician

7. Bas hada yemshe below 50 3al shmel

The right lane: “Baby I’m not even here. I’m a hallucination.”

8. W bas hada yhot ishara eno rayeh 3al yamin bas b dalo rayeh 3al shmel

9. When you almost get into an accident with someone and you notice they were on their phone

You turn into your teta and start shitting on this generation for texting and driving.

10. Bas te3la2 bi 3aj2it Jounieh

Check out: 100 Thoughts You Have While Driving from Beirut to Jounieh

11. W 3aj2it el Hamra

Check out: 40 Thoughts We Have Driving Through Hamra

12. When you’re at an intersection and the cars literally don’t stop

Fucking rude.

13. When a motorcycle pops OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE

14. Bas hada yeje 3AKS EL SEIR

And then THEY honk at YOU like you did something wrong?!

15. When some rando starts to smile at you when you’re stuck in traffic

It’s a no.

16. Aw bas hada you2af 3al ishara el khadra

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