11 Dumb Ways To Die (Lebanese Edition)

Did anyone else play the game “Dumb Ways To Die” and memorize every word to their catchy AF theme song? Well, we did and we thought that it could use a Lebanese version. If you’ve never heard the song, please give it a listen here. 1. Tell your Lebanese teta her food isn’t good 2. Answer your mom with, “Ma khassik” when she asks lawen rayeh 3. Talk over breaking news while your dad is watching TV 4. Order shawarma from a sketchy joint with suspiciously low prices 5. Eat 3-day-old leftovers after a 6+ hour power outage 6. Openly discuss the graphic details of your love life when a family member asks “Fi shi hada hek hek?” 7. Order delivery WHILE your mom is making the lunch you requested 8. Lose your teta’s tupperwares that she gave you after a big family gathering 9. Drunk call your ex after a Friday night out and realize you accidentally called your mom 10. Admit to your Lebanese parents that you actually know more about sex than they think 11. Actually take food at a guest’s house lamma ydayfook and your mom is right next to you