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There’s A Miss TikTok Lebanon, As If Things Aren’t Bad Enough

Do you remember when Lebanon hosted a “Mr. and Miss Lebanon just for kids” and you thought to yourself, “things cannot possibly get worse than this”?

Introducing: Miss TikTok Lebanon 2022. That’s right, lip-syncing and zombie-eyed dancing now warrants its very own pageant.

The pageant is hosted by Cedra Khadra (not kidding). If you do not know who that is I ask you, what the hell is wrong with you?

We are talking about the former Miss Internet Beauty International. This virtual nobody was given the extremely coveted title of “Miss Queen of Queens” (sorry, Jesus) in 2017 and 2018.

I mean, this woman was named MISS BEAUTIFUL EYES IN THE WORLD and Miss Eco (????) Lebanon and you still don’t know who she is?


But I digress. OTV presenter and self-proclaimed model Cedra Khadra is hosting the TikTok pageant extraordinaire. The pageant’s TikTok page has a following of 11.7K thus far, and I am here to ask that they be stopped from voting in any real election for the rest of their lives.

The bizarre pageant includes strange things like the 12 bright-eyed and bushy-tailed contestants visiting a chicken shop for dinner.

@misstiktoklebanon #misstiktok2022lebanon original sound – Miss TikTok 2022 Lebanon


They then film themselves being silly-billies. Classic.

@dana.kaay #danakaay #misstiktoklebanon original sound – Dana


Other noteworthy events include less-than-stellar singing in front of some fruit and cake.

@misstiktoklebanon #explore_كسبلور #misstiktoklebanon #misstiktok2022lebanon #misstiktok2022 #cedrakhadra #presenter #lebanon #explore #beirut #World #foryou original sound – Miss TikTok 2022 Lebanon


We would love to say more about this but we genuinely have no idea what is going on.

If you think you are in the throes of an epileptic seizure that has caused severe hallucinations, I am here to assure you that your brain remains intact—for the time being.