Listomania
Bachar Bzeih

12 Reasons We Should Have A 3 Day Work Week

April has been an amazing month. Not having to work on a Monday or Friday has truly been a blessing among the neverending relentlessness of everyday life. But what if every month was April? Instead of relying on an assemblage of holidays and ceremonies, let’s just have a 3 day work week, every week, forever. If you’re not convinced here are 12 reasons that apply in Lebanon. 1. Why not? Free yourself from the panopticon in your own mind. 2. Every weekend is a long weekend 3. We have to give away 51% of the week For [redacted] purposes, I can’t elaborate. 4. It gives a solution to the timezone issues The work week runs at winter time, and the weekend at summer time. 5. Religious representation matters One day of work for each main religious branch. 6. Environmentally and Wallet Friendly Less benzene is used, everyone wins. 7. More tourism If everyone has two extra days off a week, then someone other the non-existent diaspora will use all these damn resorts. 8. TWT is a nice acronym Don’t tell Elon Musk… 9. This month literally proved we can do it 10. More time to play with your cat 11. You don’t have to talk to your boss every day Or your annoying coworkers. 12. I’ll finally shut up about how we need more holidays But I want 14 more! 1