Listomania
William Daou

12 Things Lebanese People Do After Breakups

If there’s anything that can be said about Lebanese people, it’s that they go hard. Whether in love or in heartbreak, we really go the extra mile. Here are 12 things you’ll find Lebanese people doing after breaking up with their significant other.

1. I’m fine, don’t even care

I don’t care, trust me. I’m fine.

2. Time to pull up some Freudian analysis

They definitely wanted to fuck their mother.

3. Hello darkness my old friend…

Darkness: Tinder & Bumble

4. Instagram purge

I am inspired by Stalin’s photoshop skills.

5. New face, new hair, new me

Blonde era.

6. Yalla bro wen dahreen lyom?

“Badna nwale3a!”

That will definitely allow me to suppress all the emotions brewing inside me.

7. Quotes o’clock

I know my worth fr, I’m so cryptic and real.

8. Oh they posted something? I don’t care, what was it?

I don’t care.

9. Hey post this picture of me so they see how great I’m doing

As I said, I don’t care.

10. Projecting my ex into everything

This beer bottle reminds me of them..

11. Binge-everything

Whatever the random AI-generated Netflix show of the week is + ice cream

12. Time to take some quizzes

What’s Your Lebanese Love Language?

Bonus: If you’re looking to experience any of these, here are 12 wonderful places to dump someone in Beirut.

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