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12 Of The Best Places To Dump Someone In Beirut
After telling you all about 10 Of The Best Spots For A First Date In Beirut, 15 Amazing Spots For A Winter Staycation In Lebanon, and even 9 Spooky Abandoned Places To Visit Around Lebanon…did you think we would leave you high and dry when it came to ending a relationship? We here at Beirut.com are dedicated to supplying you with a guide to virtually everything and anything, and breaking up is no different!
Without further ado, here are 12 of the best places to say, “it’s no you, it’s me” in Beirut.
1. Beirut Souks
“See how empty and barren these buildings are? That’s how my heart feels when I’m with you.”
2. Any of Beirut’s gas stations
After fueling their car for 5x the minimum wage, they’re bound to already be in a bad mood. You might as well step in and finish the job.
3. Chili’s
Time it so the bottomless chips hit the table right after you’re done delivering the message. They’ll be too busy loudly crunching to truly process what just happened.
4. Quadrangle
Over the sound of rowdy crowds playing billiards, beer mugs hitting the table, and some great Blues or Rock music, you’ll be able to softly tell your now ex, “it’s probably better that we go our separate ways”.
5. An Awk.Word Comedy Night
Because your relationship was a joke.
6. The Ballroom Blitz
They won’t be able to hear you, but you technically did it.
7. Beirut’s National Museum
An entrance fee of just 10,000 LL makes for a very pocket-friendly location to dump someone. As you stroll past the mummies you can start dropping hints about how the relationship is dead, too.
8. At any Lebanese bank
Make their anger relative by saying, “I may have broken your heart, but they stole your parents’ life savings!”
9. Anywhere in Horsh Beirut
300,000 square meters of winding paths and spaces = prime crying and screaming property.
10. 3al Ring
Because we do everything there, apparently.
11. Fat Monk
This spot has a selection of 100 Belgian beers they can sample as they weep over love lost.
12. Restaurant Joseph
Buy them a consolation shawarma djej so they can drown their sorrows in toom.
Without further ado, here are 12 of the best places to say, “it’s no you, it’s me” in Beirut.
1. Beirut Souks
“See how empty and barren these buildings are? That’s how my heart feels when I’m with you.”
2. Any of Beirut’s gas stations
After fueling their car for 5x the minimum wage, they’re bound to already be in a bad mood. You might as well step in and finish the job.
3. Chili’s
Time it so the bottomless chips hit the table right after you’re done delivering the message. They’ll be too busy loudly crunching to truly process what just happened.
4. Quadrangle
Over the sound of rowdy crowds playing billiards, beer mugs hitting the table, and some great Blues or Rock music, you’ll be able to softly tell your now ex, “it’s probably better that we go our separate ways”.
5. An Awk.Word Comedy Night
Because your relationship was a joke.
6. The Ballroom Blitz
They won’t be able to hear you, but you technically did it.
7. Beirut’s National Museum
An entrance fee of just 10,000 LL makes for a very pocket-friendly location to dump someone. As you stroll past the mummies you can start dropping hints about how the relationship is dead, too.
8. At any Lebanese bank
Make their anger relative by saying, “I may have broken your heart, but they stole your parents’ life savings!”
9. Anywhere in Horsh Beirut
300,000 square meters of winding paths and spaces = prime crying and screaming property.
10. 3al Ring
Because we do everything there, apparently.
11. Fat Monk
This spot has a selection of 100 Belgian beers they can sample as they weep over love lost.
12. Restaurant Joseph
Buy them a consolation shawarma djej so they can drown their sorrows in toom.
