The embarrassment is real.
1. When you’re having a conversation with someone and you don’t hear what they say so you ask them to repeat and they do. But you still don’t hear it and ask them to repeat again and they do. But you still don’t hear it…
What?
2. When you’ve had multiple interactions with someone but you can’t remember their name, and now it’s too late to admit that you have no idea who you’re talking to.
3. When someone is showing everyone in the group something on their phone and you’re patiently waiting for your turn.
4. When your shoes make a loud, squeaky sound, and everyone in the room looks at you.
5. When the hunger hits and your stomach rumbles in the middle of a quiet class/meeting.
6. When you’re walking in public and almost trip for no reason.
7. When you receive a terrible gift and have to pretend you liked it. Make sure your smile is not too fake.
8. When you crack a funny joke but all you get is silence.
9. When you and someone else start talking at the same time, so you both keep going in hopes that the other would wait for you to finish, but now you’re just talking over each other and no one can hear a thing.
10. When you say goodbye to someone, then you both end up walking in the same direction.
11. When you stalk someone on social media and accidentally like a comment from months/years ago.
12. When you wave at someone you know and get 100% ignored.
13. When the cashier asks if you would like to donate to charity and you silently tell them no.
You spend the rest of the day feeling like shit too.
14. When your card declines.
15. When you bump into an inanimate object and apologize to it.