15 Things Lebanese Men Say After A Breakup

Oh, the sound of a fragile ego.

Editorial Purpose: We are sharing this piece of content to garner a few laughs and bond over the many things we have in common.

1. Zhe2et mena

2. Fi malyon wehde ghayra btetmanna 3a ejre

Yes…sure.

3. Mneeh ejit menna mish menne

4. Ana iza bade sahib bsahib 10 metla

She was your “one and only” just a week ago.

5. Aslan ma kena leb2een

6. Ma sada2et khloset menna

*One week later*

7. Ktir shta2tella

8. Ahla shi ykoun el wahad 3ayish la raso

9. Ktir kenit clingy, khana2etne

10. Rtehet men l na2 wel nakad

11. Maha tle2e metle ad ma baramit

That’s the point.

12. Emme men l awal ma habbeta

13. Ktir drama bro

Said the guy who threw a tantrum over the new PS5 prices.

14. Dahra ma3o la te2harne

15. Ktir noshit ekher fatra

Ladies, you deserve better than a body shamer.

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