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14 Things AUB Students Will Relate To
AUB students and alumna, we’re pretty sure you can relate.
1. The cats rule
And they’ll make sure you understand that.
2. The administration counting its money
More tuition rises to pay their salaries please.
3. Unless you want financial aid, then the money’s gone
4. Bliss chaos
Cloud over the smoking area, constant honking, double parked fights, a moment of peace is hard to find on Bliss street.
5. The rich guy
Car? With the valet. Essay? Paid for. Attendance? At clubs only. Degree? With honors.
6. The OSB fashion show
You better prepared to show off your finest modeling skills.
7. No Place in Jafet
You can just go to all the other student areas? Oh there’s barely any others?
8. Cats claiming your food
If you think you can eat anything on campus without paying the cat tax, think again.
9. Arrogant Professors
Ok – sent from my iPhone
10. Nicely chairs
The ultimate learning challenge! Study while your back breaks.
11. Stuck in the webs of bureaucracy
Need anything done? You’ll need to go to that office then to that office then to that office then to that office then to that office…
12. Still stuck in bureaucracy
You forgot to go to that office! Please repeat the process again.
13. Student candidates false promises
Bro shu badak sawetle w kello byozbat. 1 year later: bro ma shi byozbat shu badak khaye.
14. The cats actually being cute
When everything seems hopeless, you can always rely on a cat to restore your sense of humanity.
