The So-Called Lebanese Kardashian Sisters Show: Where Brain Cells Go To Die
The highly anticipated reality show, The Sisters, premiered on LBC Friday night, and it is worse than any of us could have ever imagined.
Not only do they speak in a strange Frenchie-Arabic accent, they also use a sing-song voice that would make even the likes of Gandhi want to stab a sister, literally.
On a personal level, this show has broken my spirit and taken me to a very dark place. But, it has also given me a renewed purpose in this life: to save the housekeeper and the dog from the clutches of these dead-eyed fashionistas. Let us all save Abby and Stella.
Below are 44 thoughts I had while watching the show (fun fact: I doubt these girls have had 44 thoughts in their entire life).
1. Of course one of them has a tiny dog.
2. Yeah, I always wear 10-inch heels to drive a Vespa.
3. Oh wow, one of them just got off a flight wearing 600 inch heels, a huge hat, and sunglasses.
4. Now sheโs pretending to talk to the guy holding her bags.
5. โMEEEEERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIโ โ we get it, you speak French, calm yourself.
6. Okay now one of them is twerking while she drives. What.is.happening?
7. Oooooh driving with the car on โemptyโ what a rebel.
8. We meet the third sister: sheโs meeting with a life coach. Please advise her to stop speaking to her family.
9. โkhalasit business management bas ma khasni fiyaโ AHAHAHAH
10. She just referred to her sisterโs Instagram profile as a blogโฆsend help.
11. WEโRE ONLY FIVE MINUTES IN? IโM DYING.
12. I would describe their Lebanese accent as โplease donโt think Iโm Lebanese, I only speak Arabic to the help.โ
13. ONE OF THEM JUST PULLED HAIR SPRAY OUT OF HER PURSE. AND USED IT.
14. โDaddy solves all our problems.โ This was just said, out loud, on television, to the public.
15. My dog just left the room, she canโt stand it.
16. She just told the cab driver to drop her home but not say a word during the ride โ IS THIS REAL?
17. Life coach: โWhatโs your passion?โ Nadine: โI have so much passionโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆโฆ.โ
18. This life coach has dropped the name of his book three times in a minute, just no.
19. Come on guy, she clearly canโt read.
20. I feel so fucking horrible for that dog, living with these people.
21. HAHAHA She just ordered the housekeeper to turn off the television.
22. Dudeโฆthe housekeeper and the dog, letโs rescue them.
23. Legit canโt tell them apart.
24. Collective weight: 60 kilos. Pretty jealous.
25. Theyโre having a pillow fight ๐ cue men ejaculating all over the country.
26. This hurts, how much longer?
27. The dog is off-leash: RUN.
28. An Instagram account is not a blog. YOU NEED TO STOP.
29. NO JOKE, sheโs having a conversation with her trainer, โIโm only smelling food, I donโt want to eat anything hee hee hee.โ WTF.
30. Sheโs yelling at the housekeeper again, stay strong Abby โ Iโm coming for you. #helpabby
31. The dog just took a crap on the floor, karmic payback.
32. Adorbs: dancing and riding in the cart at TSC Signature, as we all do.
33. HAHA One of them just said, โhofeless case.โ Honey, no.
34. Theyโre baking a cake โ the irony. Side note: my will to live is diminishingโฆ
35. Poor Abby, again ๐
36. โAbby never says no to me.โ YEAH BECAUSE SHE CANโT.
37. Your sing-song voice is making me want to stab you. I would actually pay to stab you. Please let me.
38. STOP. CANโT. PLEASE!!!! THIS IS SO HORRIBLE.
39. Fuck, thereโs a fourth sister!!!
40. โIโm not very close to my eldest sister, I only talk to her on Whatsapp (pronounced whatsup.)โ HAHAHAHA
41. One of them just got dumped by text.
42. Their house is pretty incredible.
43. My blood pressure will never be the same again; can I sue the production team?
44. Forty-nine minutes of my life Iโll never get back.
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