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A Look Inside Mikati’s $100 Million Yacht

The billionaire two-time Prime Minister and Lebanese politics veteran Najib Mikati is currently being hailed as a savior for Lebanon after he actively contributed to its demise.

We thought we’d take you on a virtual tour inside his $100 Million yacht while you sit in your hot living room, wondering where your deposits went.

And the next time you pay your exorbitant rent or housing loan, don’t forget that Mikati was one of the many who benefited from the subsidized low-income housing loans.

Without further ado, here is Mimtee, Najib Mikati’s $100 million super yacht!



The Mimtee (fucking weird name, bro) was built in 2019 and is 79 meters long, only 55 centimeters shorter than Taha’s (Najib’s brother) yacht, the Chopi Chopi (seriously, who the fuck named these things?). Now we know who is the more secure of the two. Neither.



White and blue because, ~beach~.



There is a helicopter platform on deck of course. Can you imagine a yacht without a helipad? Ew.



It has a pool on deck, as well as a gym, a massage room, an elevator connecting all decks, a bar, and two Jacuzzis. We’ll pause while you gag thinking of the Mikati’s shirtless.





While Mikati made his billions from “family businesses,” we are sure it didn’t hurt to be Prime Minister and help yourself get certain telecom deals.

Happy sailing!