14 New Exchange Rates We Can Have In Lebanon

It seems every day in this country is coupled with a new exchange rate being declared by this, that, or the other. It can get pretty tedious and boring, don’t you think? Well, you think wrong! Here are 14 whole new important and essential exchange rates that we must implement immediately.

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2023

1. 22,222

Exchange rate for angelic number girlies

2. 99

Exchange rate for anyone who has 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one (because she is in jail because I involved her in my money laundering schemes).

3. 10,452

Exchange rate for true patriots. Only valid on November 22nd.

4. 69,000

Exchange rate for people aged 16-19.

5. 66,666

Exchange rate for satanists.

6. 96,100

Exchange rate for telephone calls.

7. 25,400

Exchange for people named A(2)l(5)i(4) and who also have a Nokia abou lamba.

8. 51,000

Exchange rate for people named Randa.

9. 42,000

Exchange rate for people aged 21-26.

10. 19,190

Exchange rate for people who had COVID-19

11. 1,500

Exchange rate for anyone who writes a nostalgic poem.

12. 0

Exchange rate for math majors.

13. 3,000

Exchange rate for Nabih Berri.

14. 87,746

Exchange rate for Frenchies because I wanna hear them say their silly calculation numbers.