12 Reasons Lebanese People Are Always Late

If there’s one thing you can guarantee about a Lebanese person, it’s that they will probably be late. Here’s a list of 12 excuses they have used, and will continue to use even after the apocalypse.

1. They took a break every time the Lira-USD rate changed

Spinning the wheel for a new price.

2. They had to buy an all new wardrobe

Ignore the five closets filled to the brim in the background.

3. They were staring at the wall

4. They had to wait for the kahraba to come on

The generator guy is late for some reason.

5. They had to wait for the water to heat up

6. They had to wait for water to actually be there

Where is that damn water truck, he’s said he’d be here 50 minutes ago.

7. They had to sit on the bed with just a towel on for 2-4 hours

8. They had to cuddle with their cat for at least 6 extra hours

Apenny for their thoughts.

9. The car broke down

10. The car was sad

It saw the benzene prices. Another penny (or 750 LL)for their thoughts.

11. They were reading Beirut.com

The content was so funny, they just couldn’t stop.

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12. They’re 5 minutes away

Just keep reading more lists, they’ll just be here.