Call me crazy… or high…or both, but I just spent 20 minutes scrolling through Maya Diab’s Twitter feed because – I don’t know, it just happened – kind of like the way you only intend to have a few spoonfuls of Ben and Jerry’s and then end up consuming the whole thing in what can only be described as a state of temporary blackout. It’s a kind of self-induced defense mechanism to stave off the excessive shame you feel over consuming a whole carton of ice cream. You’re not fooling anyone, fatty. No matter how far down the garbage bag you shove that pint.
Anyway, after perusing her Instagram feed, I’ve come to the conclusion that Maya Diab is a masterful celebrity chameleon; a unique creature capable of impersonating any star of her choosing.
Just look at all of the pop star peronas she’s already expertly emulated:
Kim Kardashian
Beyoncé
Rihanna
Shakira
JLo
Kim Kardashian again
Rihanna again
Beyoncé again
Lana Del Rey
Nikki from the pussy cat dolls
JLo again
The perfect hybrid between Kim Kardashian and JLo
Christina Aguilera when she went all ‘Rachel Dolezol’ on us, (way before Rachel Dolezol was even a thing) and sported a gigantic Diana Ross-esque Afro.