I mean, you might - I’m no clairvoyant.




1. That's way too much food!


2. I’ve tanned enough this year.


3. I should leave now so I make it on time.


4. Should we walk to [insert location]?


5. Cops make an honest living!


6. I wish there were more motorcycles on the road, and vans!


7. That car crash was my fault, I was speeding and there’s no conspiracy.


8. You know what we need? More sushi restaurants.


9. I’m going to be level-headed and let that car pass by first.


10. We need another mall.


11. We have a plentiful supply of water.


12. Honestly, hummos isn’t that great.


13. I love driving around the city to clear my head.


14. This cab smells great!


15. Who is Tiesto?


16. I don’t have a strong political opinion.


17. Valet parking is such a great deal!


18. I just bought my first apartment without selling kidneys and/or applying for billions of loans!

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