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26 Hilarious Tweets About The Lebanese Presidential Election
I’m more excited to know which tweet will be ranked #1 by @BeirutCityGuide than to ‘know’ the outcome of this election.
— tamara bou chahine (@tamarabouchahin) October 31, 2016
You asked for it, we did it.
1.HAHAHAHAHA:
Bhes berri bi khalles el jalse bi “ento as2al promo bkharejja men 90 sene la hala2”
— IBRY مش دبّوس (@idkjad) October 31, 2016
2. Is it?
It s ok
— Elissa (@elissakh) October 31, 2016
3. Crying:
Monsieur Berri: je peux passer aux toilettes?
— Najib@blogbaladi (@LeNajib) October 31, 2016
4. Because they’re school kids, get it?
“Shilo kel shi mn eddemkon w dobbo ayya shi byet3alla2 bel medde “
— Ninar (@NinarElkak) October 31, 2016
5. This parody account that won:
ليش بعدو عم يصرخ علينا؟ 😡😡😡😠😠😠😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/aNyhIMSsaC
— Walid Joumblatt (@iKWLZ) October 31, 2016
6. Jarrastoona:
Keep in mind this parliamentary shit show is being watched by reps from other countries who were invited to attend. #TjarrasnaEddemElAjeneb.
— Elie. (@eliefares) October 31, 2016
7. This meme that killed us:
جيلبرت زوين فكرت عم ياخدو حضور فا حتط اسمها !! 😂😂 #مجلس_النواب pic.twitter.com/YVNieKM0zD
— سمعان (@simaan_lb) October 31, 2016
8. There’s always that one person who asks about the homework:
Berry: ok shabeb bshufkon bkra
— Rouy (@Roudy_Hanna) October 31, 2016
Sami: sorry mr bas ma 3anna devoirs?
9. #Brevet:
MA KHOLSET EL HOSSA KEL WAHAD MA7ALLO
— ㅤㅤ (@haskeh) October 31, 2016
10. Ouch:
Metle bass koun rayha 3al fahes ma3 anno 3arfe hale sa2ta https://t.co/ku2hsRfD2J
— Gaúcho (@mariagilmour6) October 31, 2016
11. This CV update:
Notification de LinkedIn:
— Majdelynne (@MeejoPeejo) October 31, 2016
Felicitez Michel pour son nouvel emploi.
12. Hand out the awards:
The Emmy award for best live tv comedy goes to: The Lebanese Parliament.
— PhilVader (@Phil_Yacoub) October 31, 2016
13. Our astute observation:
WELL DONE GENTLEMEN, YOU’VE COMPLETED YOUR ONE HOUR OF WORK. You can now return to your permanent vacations.
— Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) October 31, 2016
14. Yep:
L dawra l tenye bteje as3ab 3adatan
— Ali (@abdlsater) October 31, 2016
15. Joumblatt for president of Twitter:
When youre at the parliament but the TL is lit af 🔥 pic.twitter.com/gUcV0eFf9g
— Ninar (@NinarElkak) October 31, 2016
16. Same:
Instead of Adel Karam and Hisham Haddad shows on Tuesdays, I want to watch Nabih Berri and Walid Jumblatt shows. They will be 🔥🔥
— Yasmine (@yasminebal) October 31, 2016
17. Memorized ‘em:
Sar fikon tsamoule asseme el nouweb bil dor aw men 3id ba3ed mara ?
— Marc Makhlouf (@MarcMakhlouf) October 31, 2016
18. Who will own up to it?
نبيه بري: يا شباب مين حط اسم ميريام كلينك؟
— رولا الرايقـة مَعـا (@rolamasri) October 31, 2016
سعد الحريري: .. pic.twitter.com/N1XE5wznGx
19. Props:
My brother is shouting “byeklo” after every name they’re saying, omg
— rasha (@msawkal) October 31, 2016
20. 3ANJAD:
يا شماتة ليلى عبد اللطيف فينا
— Mawtoura (@mawtoura) October 31, 2016
21. When you can’t wait:
– 7ayete b oum belbos?
— Charly (@CharlyTweetin) October 30, 2016
– Nem Micho l se3a 1 bellel.
– Lek barke ken fi 3aj2a? Ma tanen w centre ville..
– Nem.
22. First time for everything:
ميريام_كلينك اول مرة بتنذكر عالمنار #هلقتني
— mouafac harb (@mouafac) October 31, 2016
23. :/
حتى بالمجلس النيابي #ميريام_كلينك طلعلا “واحد” !!!
— Charbel Khalil (@khalil_charbel) October 31, 2016
24. Miss Lebanon throwback:
يا ريت رئاسة الجمعورية متل مس ليبانون.. كتير حابب شوف ميشال سليمان عم يسلمو الوشاح للجنرال
— Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) October 30, 2016
25. Fuckkk:
I have a pen, I have an orange.
— Rani (@ranithefirst) October 31, 2016
Uuuugghhh
President.
26. Oops:
YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF HIM ANYMORE YA JAME3A HE’S THE PRESIDENT
— Queen of hell (@thejuliedagher) October 31, 2016
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