We’ve already told you about 25 Things You Say Both During Sex And A Lebanese Family Lunch
, Things You Can Say During Sex And In Traffic
, and 17 Things You Say Both During Sex And When You’re Broke
. And now this:
Disclaimer: This is simply intended for a laugh. 1. Shway shway 3layye
When you’re getting beaten up by riot police. 2. Mish 3al wejj
When they start firing rubber bullets. 3. Eja b 3ayne
When the tear gas hits. 4. Ma fik tfout la hon
When you’re trying to reach the parliament. 5. Jebet protection?
In case things get violent.. 6. I’m so wet
When they bring out the water cannons. 7. Eja ma3ak?
About the friend you lost in the crowds. 8. Awal marra?
When it’s someone’s first time protesting. 9. Lazza2
El politician 3al kerse… 10. Ma 3am bifout
When the gas mask is a size too small. 11. Louder
When you’re arrested and Ramez El Kadi is asking for your name. 12. Jibo la hon
Riot police to each other after they arrest you. 13. Lek shu kbir!
About the revolution fist in Martyrs’ Square. 14. Hela hela ho
Because why not…