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Because you loved our 25 Things You Say Both During Sex And A Lebanese Family Lunch, AND our Things You Can Say During Sex And In Traffic – here’s one more.
1. It won’t fit
A politician stuffing the ballot box
2. Eja ma3eh
My brother, it’s his first time voting!
3. Shu tawil
The line to vote…
4. I put my finger in there?
In the bottle of election ink…sicko.
5. This is my first time
When you’ve never voted before.
6. Bjarrib min wara?
When the election center seems closed 🙁
7. It’s so hard
The decision you need to make. Except it’s not! Vote independent.
8. Come inside
When it’s your turn to vote.
9. This is taking forever
When you got pizza waiting in the fridge and you’re over it.
10. Khalesni ba2a
11. Hleket
12. Talla3ne min tyebeh
The inspector at the ballot box.
13. Faweto min hon
Things you hear when the VIP voters make their way to the front of the line.
14. Ma3eh protection
When the loser politician brings their bodyguards along…
15. Ma ba2a fiye
When you’re waiting in line for too long.
16. Ntekna
@ the whole process.
Your reminder to vote, vote, VOTE!