16 Random Zuhal Tweets That Will Make Your Day 97% Better

If you’re having a bad day, here’s a laugh sponsored by one of our very own! Check out these 16 tweets by the unparalleled drag artist and content creator Kawkab Zuhal.


1.

pic.twitter.com/OV9VegVcex

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) August 18, 2021

2.

People: What’s your pronoun?
Arabs: Hayda Sabe aw Benet?
Malek Maktabi: 3a ayya hammem betfoute?

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) December 11, 2021

3.

Ha sir dahhir ma3e sekkin la anno ma ba2a ele jalad ne2ish.

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) February 23, 2022

4.

In Lebanon we have shatafe other than tabboulé. pic.twitter.com/zJQCHIhM63

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) February 19, 2022

5.

No man is worth 11 floors for a fuck. pic.twitter.com/2ScXN3K0ms

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) January 24, 2022

6.

Taxi: Shou bteshteghil?
Me: Masra7
Taxi: Wala marra sheftak 3al TV
Me: Yes lesh badde koun 3al TV
Taxi: La anno eltelle masra7
Me: Eh w enta elet TV
Taxi: …
Me: Wala marra sheftak 3am tsou2 tiyyara

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) November 23, 2020

7.

2021: 3a ayya 7ammem betfoute?
2022: tab 3al we2if aw 3al e3id?

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) January 20, 2022

8.

Me: Mama ma 3am esma3ik
Mom: Eh we2i3 el telephone bel shorba.

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) March 7, 2022

9.

🇱🇧✌🏻 pic.twitter.com/I6lNwiHkWW

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) January 19, 2022

10.

#egreiyacessularis pic.twitter.com/4mDx6uUZzA

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) March 17, 2022

11.

Ma tnazzelne mode on https://t.co/OiPoJK4Flb

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) February 6, 2022

12.

Khrase syphilis. https://t.co/6FBLpmZCVM pic.twitter.com/d7gVWNv3OH

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) February 3, 2022

13.

.”
–pic.twitter.com/rUVcJWmPjV

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) January 14, 2022

14.

Shou enne nekde. (Bas 3an 7a2) pic.twitter.com/Mg1EpvQHD0

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) February 3, 2022

15.

fyi pic.twitter.com/l0bDXkdP4a

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) January 3, 2022

16.

Hwayda bala manyake ta3e 3al beit.@HoedySaad https://t.co/hYmXI6upox

— Zuhal (@kawkabzuhal) February 17, 2022