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Bachar Bzeih

13 Things You’ll Hear From Expats In Beirut This Summer

With Lebanon expecting a massive influx of expats this summer, here are a few thing we can expect to hear! 1. Yi batal 3andkon X Ma3ash fi Coca Cola? Wallah ma3ash fi shi b hal balad. 2. Hayde kenet abel $5 hala2 saret $2, kel shi rakhsan. Shu badak enta ma tfaker kteer fiya. 3. Badde rou7 3al club Badna nwale3a metel eyem zamen. 4.Yi sakkar hayda el club Ejmelan 3am tsakkir 7atta el pharmacies. 5. Na7na 3anna ma fi menna hay B America kello byemshe 3al ishara. 6. Wallah t3awadna 3a kahraba mnee7a Keef 3aysheen ento hek? 7. Leh ma fi AC? 8. Leh ma betrakbo ta2a shamsiye? Kteer 3am besma3 eshya mnee7a 3an solar power. Ma3le eza 7a2a $7,000. 9. Shefet hayda el ma7al 3a insta badde rou7 3le Kteer shaklo cool bro. 10. Lebnen bedallo Lebnen law shu ma sar Men el ba7er lal naher lal jabal bla bla bla. Swimming to skiing in 30 minutes! 11. Betzakar lamma el shawarma kenet b 250 Men 250 sene? 12. Aymta 7a ya3emlo el million Lira bill? Ykhalsouna ba2a. 13. Ghanam sheep brainwashed bajam Kello men warra hol el ghanam w bajam w brainwashed sheep.