20 Things We Wish Existed In Lebanon

I wish I may I wish I might, have all these things in Lebanon tonight.

1. A metro system

2. A functional recycling program

3. Clean, free beaches in Beirut

It’s like, basic human rights.

4. 24/7 functional electricity

Lebanon be like:

5. High speed WiFi

6. Free basic healthcare

7. 7-Eleven

8. Clean, drinkable tap water

9. Public benches

10. Parks

Where you’re allowed to do park things, like have picnics, bring your dog, and barbecue.

11. All day brunches

12. Real Mexican food

Everybody deserves a good burrito.

13. Five Guys

14. Public pools

Now that I think of it, I’m not actually sure if this is a good idea…

15. Dog parks

16. Sephora

17. Theme parks

Where you don’t risk dying when you get on a Ferris wheel.

18. Amazon

19. Bike lanes

20. Walmart