16 Things You’ll Hear Lebanese People Say During The Weekend

What is it about Lebanese people that makes us so predictable?

1. “Badna na3mol shi helo hal weekend ok? Ok”

2. “I’m not going to drink this weekend.”

3. “Khaleena nfee2 bakir boukra 3a shi 9 w netla3 Batroun.”

4. “Lezem ratib my closet khalas”

5. “Can we do something other than going to Mar Mikhael?”

6. “Actually, let’s just go to Mar Mikhael.”

7. “Ha zour el teta w etghada ma3a”

8. “I’m broke.”

9. “Did you see what X put on her InstaStory…WTF was she wearing?”

10. “I’m going to finish all my banking errands this weekend.”

11. “Hal weekend lezim nshouf el famers market.”

12. “We’ll leave to Batroun early on Saturday to avoid the traffic.”

13. “I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT EARLY.”

14. “Bsheel beera.”

15. “Shots? SHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”