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9 Times Beirut Proved To Be The BDSM Partner You Deserve

Beirut, love it or hate it, will fill the kink gap in your life. Whether you are into BDSM or not, here are ways Beirut will make sure you get a taste of it.

1. Every purchase will make sure to slap you with debt

2. The trash smell will choke you just the way you like

3. The electricity cuts will leave you in a dark elevator ALL alone

4. Random people will call you the dirtiest names on the street

5. The 3aj2a will leave you tied to your car for two hours straight

6. Any car debt will leave you hanging for years and years and isken meeting feels like a monthly spanking sesh

7. Hot water will fluctuate to cold water without any warning, giving you that icy-hot treatment you never asked for

8. Electricity cuts will keep your house littered with candle wax

9. Your phone bundle doesn’t use any safe words before charging you extra