13 Lebanese Men You’ll Find On Bumble

When Olivia Rodrigo sang ‘God, it’s brutal out here’, I’m pretty sure she meant dating.

1. The one into crypto and NFTs

So you’re annoying?

2. The one who asks, “Does your boyfriend know you’re here?”

Does your mom?

3. The self branded “I’m funny handsome and smart” one

Do you want to take yourself out on a date?

4. Vaccinated

Wise choice.

5. “I want to leave this fucking country”

This isn’t immigration services but okay.

6. I want a baby!

SWIPE LEFT

7. Want something casual with a hot girl

Sir you have photos of Drake on your profile, what you want is a reality check.

8. The one who insists they need someone who can take a joke

You already know the sense of humor is broken with this one.

9. The one who says, “Surprise me”

Go buy a kinder egg.

10. I’m just a regular everyday normal motherfucker.

… okay?

11. Into chatting about philosophical and existential topics.

Just say you have no friends.

12. The one who lets you know he’s a “real man in character, behavior and thinking”

I can smell the misogyny from miles away.

13. The one looking for a relationship

IN THIS ECONOMY?