LOL: Lebanese Parliament Closed Amidst Coronavirus Outbreak

Thank you so much, oh valiant parliamentarians. Thank you for sacrificing the precious time you normally spend passing valuable laws and reforms to make our lives easier in favor of the greater good.

Earlier today, it was announced that the Lebanese parliament would shut down for 1 week due to the current Coronavirus outbreak. Not like that parliament was ever open to begin with… You only use that place like once a year to go squawk at each other over whose daddy is stronger.

Nobody was too worried about you but we thank you for taking the (un)necessary precautions to, once again, make sure that you remain alive and well to keep morally penetrating us.