10 Things We Think Nate From Euphoria Would Say If He Were Lebanese

Nate Jacobs exudes toxic masculinity, so imagining his Lebanese alter ego shouldn’t be too hard. Here are a few things we think the Lebanese Nate Jacobs would say: 1. “Ma baddik thotte shway make up? Byelba2lik aktar” And he also insists on commenting about how you dress. 2. “Ente jame3et ho2oo2 l mar2a? Ma betsheele sha3r jesmik?“ Then argues with “ma azde shi bas eno its my preference” 3. “Ma b3ooz dating apps, bas badde benet behkiya” Yeah yeah the whole “I get what I want” bullshit. 4. Openly fat shames people who don’t “watch out for their health” “Walla ana zabbatet jesme bel gym w behtam b hale“ 5. And slut-shames women for having sex Even though he’s probably had twice as many partners. 6. “Behterem l gays bas ma y2arbo sawbe” Because God forbid anyone ever thinks you’re anything but a super straight male. 7. He tries to one-up anyone and everyone because he’s the best Naffes shway. 8. One of the first things he told you was “I don’t want to hurt you” Howe bad-boy heartbreaker with a reputation 3refto keef? 9. “Ente ajmal benet bshufa b hayete” W b rabhik jmeele eno he even looked your way. 10. He made a pass at all your closest friends “Henne l shakko 3layye, shu ba3mol?”