The 10 Lebanese Tweeps You Follow

Twitter is a place of wonder and free expression (as our parents haven’t yet made it from Facebook to Twitter). With all that freedom, you get to see the true colours of the Lebanese Tweeps on your timeline.

1. The Hypocrite

He’s the one who talks about hijab and religion during the day, but RTs porn after 1 am.

2. The nagger

You have them muted, but you’re still annoyed by how much they nag about every. single. thing.

3. The artist

Their account is just one plug after the other for their WordPress, Instagram photography, or their self-produced albums.

4. The diary writer

This person just recounts every single thing they do during the day. We don’t care that you just had tabboulé, we really really don’t.

5. The activist

Be it your feminist friend raging against patriarchy or your politically woke tweep talking shit about the government, this account is always protesting something or the other.

6. The football enthusiast

We get it, you’re straight.

7. The unsolicited opinion giver

Why do they feel the need to comment on everything? No, dude, your opinion on why the US shouldn’t have gun control is really not required.

8. The pop culture fanatic

AKA the “stan”, usually really into some American pop singer whose every move is followed by them. They know more about what Lady Gaga had for lunch than basic geography.

9. The clueless one

Either a new recruit into the Twitterverse or a really old person, this person’s tweets are so weird and incomprehensible that they’re accidentally hilarious.

10. The couple

Their bio is the date they met – ∞. Just wait till they break up and will have to delete all 20K tweets about how perfect their significant other is and start to subtweet each other.