Things That Happen At Every Hookup Plan In Lebanon
Whether you met through Tinder or you’re good ol’ fuck buddies, here are things that are bound to happen at every dick appointment in Lebanon
1. The awkward face to face with the concierge
The natour’s judgmental looks brushing your body are just inevitable and mega CRINGE.
2. Knowing your hookup’s floor by heart
You barely remember their name but will never forget the floor they live in because there’s nothing like ringing a neighbor’s door.
3. The classic “Mam, dad rah nem 3and rfi2teh lyom” excuse
Met with a “Salmile 3a emma la celine oulila lezem naamol sobhiyeh soon”
4. When you unexpectedly bump into a sibling or a parent
And the “3am bse3ed X bel daress” doesn’t work because you’re both grown asses.
5. Going through the awkwardness of passing by the one-timer’s place again because you forgot your glasses or favorite necklace
6. When your beauty salon knows your hookup special by heart
7. Your teta who’s never called you decides to missed call you 30 times
8. The awkward trip to the pharmacy to engage in safe sexual activity
9. Coming up with a skit to buy condoms to avoid the pharmacist’s shameful looks
10. When you both relate to our sex series after your hot sesh
We got you covered with the similarities of sex with lunch, traffic and being broke in Lebanon. AND, if you’re up to venture into BDSM, read how the city will inspire you!
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