15 Savage Comebacks You’ve Heard From Your Lebanese Dad

We know our moms have some of the harshest comebacks out there, but don’t underestimate the clap back power of Lebanese dads. Here are some savage comebacks you’ve probably heard from yours!

1. “Baddak tesma3 nekte?”

“Samme3ne skootak”

2. “Dad ma 3melet mneeh bel emtihan”

“La meen tale3 hmar enta?”

3.”Bay rfee2e hek alle”

“Eh ma ghabe metlo enta”

4.”3ayez masare”

“Sar 3omrak 19 rooh n2eber le2e sheghel”

5.”Baba 3ajbetne wehde”

“Lesh btenshef enta?”

6.”Sahabet”

“Meen l m3attar?”

7.”3abele edhar”

“3abele allah yrayehne mennak”

8.”Baba fik twatte sot l telephone?”

“Enta law betseddo la ni3ak besma3o lal telephone”

9.”Daher ma3 rfe2e”

“Ma zeh2o mennak?”

10.”Badde ekol”

“Anja2 seye3 bel beb 3a shu baddak tekol ba3d?”

11.”Fiye ekhod l siyara?”

“La2 bas fik tekol khara”

12.”Badde nem”

“Eh ad ma 3am tet3ab bel sheghel, badda nawme”

13.”Darabet l siyara”

“Mesh kharjkon shi ento”

14.”Ma badde edros tob”

“Allah yse3edne ana la shu jebet wled”

15.”Bhebbak”

“Shokran”