13 Ways To Annoy Lebanese People

Do you hate Lebanese people? Do you want to ruin their day? Do you want them to despise every particle of their being? Here’s a list of 13 ways you could do that.

1. Refuse to eat la7me naye

2. Send them a Weekender bundle text

Or any of these annoying notifications..

3. Prefer fattoush over tabbouleh

4. Prefer tabbouleh over fattoush

5. Beat them at any game, ever

Football, basketball, monopoly, risk, chess, cards, marbles, eating, life…

6. Express doubts over their international political conspiracy theory

7. Don’t remember that one obscure detail from that thing 16 years ago

8. Question the basis of all reality

9. Don’t laugh along to their bad jokes

Not even like the problematic ones, just the same old ass uncle jokes.

10. Be too hot

11. Don’t like cats/dogs/birds/riad salameh

12. Buy any food they can cook better at home

13. Be born