15 Things You’ll Relate To If You Have A Crush In Lebanon

We’ve all been there, can you relate?

1. Good hair and outfit days feel like waste if you don’t see them

“Chou yaane lbeset el khzene w arar ma yeje ekher d2i2a, 3ayb 3alek Monsieur”

2. You think you’re acting chill around them

Until your friends tell you later: “Ma chefte wejjik kif ken wa2ta fet”

3. You throw all your hopes on that one good interaction you guys had THAT one time.

“Yeah, we vibed so good when we first met. I’m sure he’s into me.”

4. Playing hard to get is super hard.

Do I really have to wait two hours before replying?

“Eh ta2leh halik”

5. You’ll get so pissed if he’s talking to other people

Then your bestfriend will remind you that: “Bro, chou beke he’s not your boyfriend, mech ha2o?”

6. It’s the first name that pops up in your search history on Instagram

Better clear that search history when you see them #paranoia.

7. You’ll laugh at memes they send you

Even if it’s like a really old meme.

8. You hate the stalker in you

But you just can’t stop doing it.

9. You try and find ways to ask about him through mutual friends

“Eh, la2 ma fi chi akid bess eno how’s Anthony? Leh mano jeye lyom?”

10. You’re all of a sudden a fan of rom-coms

“Guys, ktir bchil na3mol sahrat The Notebook w hek”

11. The media in your chat group is all pictures of him

“Ba3d ma tkhatayteh ba2a khalas!”

12. You try to minimize your expectations

But also don’t hesitate to think about your future wedding hashtag.

13. You wonder if you’re asking about him to much

If you’re wondering, it means YOU ARE.

14. When they start dating someone else

It’s time for all the COMPARISONS.

“Eno ma fhemet, chou 3anda hiye eno ana ma 3ande, walaw!”

15. It’s like breakup time even if nothing happened between you too.

And even McFlurries, Hayba reruns, and depression naps won’t fix it- until you crush on someone NEW.

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