Aww Hariris $16 Million GF Got Married This Weekend

Remember Candice van der Merwe? Of course you do.


The bikini model gained notoriety when she reportedly sucked a whopping $16 million out of our very own former Prime Minister Saad Hariri whose name she had to reveal when she sued her government for $65 million after alleging that the South African Revenue Services had interfered with her lil “gift”.

It’s basically a love story as old as time.

Man meets girl on a completely not suspicious resort called the “Plantation Club” on Mahe Island in the Seychelles, girl receives $16 million, girl marries another man who has a toothy smile.

Anyway, Candice has clearly moved on, and with a brand new face, too! Her down to Earth wedding took place this past weekend.



She cut a one-tier wedding cake (Lebanese fashionista’s have birthday cakes more elaborate so she’s definitely a woman of the people).



She wore a stunning…blah blah blah, who gives a shit?



Saad, did you even get an invite? Ah, to be wealthy and semi-hard.


Mabrouk! Do you have a liste de mariage? Please keep in mind we can only transfer Lebanese Lira at this moment in time.