21 University Crushes We All Had
From smoking section crushes to the ones that last a whole four years, here are 21 types of university crushes we all had.
1. The Zoom Crush
We all know there’s that one person whose video you always pin, it’s no secret.
2. The One Who Falls Fast
“Sheftik meshye bel campus w 3refet enno you’re the one!”
3. The Library Flirt
Did you really spend the night flirting your head off at the library or is this a fever dream?
4. The Crush You NEVER SAW AGAIN
You saw them walking up the stairs and poof, vanished. We still dream of them…
5. The Obsessive Crush
The one you join a club for because you’re the Lebanese Joe Goldberg.
6. The Hot Nerd
PSPA with a side of yum. You start memorizing Karl Marx quotes for maximum exposure.
7. The a$$hole
It’s always engineering majors.
8. The Fashion Icon
Pulling up at uni looking like they’re ready for a red carpet but they looked HAWT.
9. The Rugby Player
You didn’t know shit about rugby but attended every Friday game so they can notice you on the bleachers .
10. The One with The Staring Contests
You pass by them EVERYDAY and end up staring for a good 7 (or more) seconds. Some day, you may even speak.
11. The Weirdly Attractive One
You know those people that are kinda ugly but there’s just…something about them that’s irresistible.
12. The Rebound
Baadkoon terkin w 3am bet fatsho 3a 7ada.
13. The Cousin Connection
Nothing like your best friend’s cousin to get you through those lonely nights.
14. The Never-Ending Old High School Crush
High school crushes never die.
15. The Valedictorian
Famous campus boy who was the Brad Pitt of your university and had all the girls at his feet.
16. The Slacker
There’s something about the person who just doesn’t give a shit…
17. The Hookup
Are you really into them or do you just wanna get laid? I guess we’ll never know.
18. The Library Crush
Does anyone even go to the library to study?
19. The Lab Crush
That’s a whole lotta chemistry
20. The Smoker
You’re ready to stink like the smoking section, just for an extra 5 minutes with this person.
21. The Professor
That professor-student fantasy we’ve all had AT LEAST once. Then it materializes and it’s just underwhelming.
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